My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
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I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
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did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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