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worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
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i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
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I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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