Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
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