I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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