He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
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Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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