If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
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