Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
organizing the empties. That sober.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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