Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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