do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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