Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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