idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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