just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
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FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
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You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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