bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
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You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
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All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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