kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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