I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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