i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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