ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
You can't motorboat a personality
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
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