I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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