Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
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Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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