Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
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Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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