I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
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ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
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Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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