so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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