Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
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No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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