Having a random hookup so left but love u
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
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I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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