I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
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I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
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The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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