Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
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He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
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Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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