so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
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tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Dignity is for republicans.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
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unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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