God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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