Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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