party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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