I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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