when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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