can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
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Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
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