I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
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If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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