I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
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"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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