I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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