If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
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He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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