Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
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It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
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You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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