I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
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there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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