Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
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I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Another day, another engagement, another cat
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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