Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
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hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
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Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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