Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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