Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
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Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
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Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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