please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
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Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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