Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Randomize