it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
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My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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