it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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