It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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