I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
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I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
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Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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