roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
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An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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