Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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