it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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