thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
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I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
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I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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