"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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